Always be happy.
Best Summer Status for Whatsapp and Facebook
Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.
It’s almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer..
There should be a rule that you can’t get your period over the summer.
Summer meant watching cartoons all morning, roaming the neighborhood all day and going back home when the streetlights turned on.
That awkward moment when you write a super long, heartfelt note in someones yearbook and they write ‘Have a Great Summer!
I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I’m just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.
Ok summer I’m sorry for bad mouthing you bout being so hot, can you come back?? Its freakin cold!
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand…hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove
I spent many a summer early morning with the radio very low, half sleeping and half listening.
Short Summer Quotes and Sayings
Dear Garmi.. Plz thori Narmi.. 🙂
Dear sun, I seriously feel u need to chill a bit.. ! 😉
Garmi or bezzati Jitni Mehsoos karoge Utni jyada lagegi
Kambal aur Razai ko karo Maaf.. Cooler aur AC kar lo saaf
Happy Summer season with Great offers Motay motay machar.. Lots of makhian!
Hi.. Jaan.. Nikal rahi hai garmi se..
I hope your summer is just like a little box filled with surprises.
I wish summer would get pregnant so we’d have 9 months off.
Having fun in the sun, getting laid in the shade, summer’s here..
Summer should get a speeding ticket.
Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly..
Summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer.
School is out for the summer! dont worry school, I WON’T miss you at all.
A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.
I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?